This is my dog Catalina. She is a dachshund mix and
she’s twelve years old. I had to conduct this interview in-between her naps,
she loves to sleep.
M: Hey Catalina are you
busy I want to talk to you about something?
C: Here let me check my
very busy schedule first. Let me see, ah in a few minutes I have to lay down if
you make it quick we can talk. Or I’ll talk now…for a price.
M: Okay, what do you want?
C: Wow that was easier
than I thought! I’ll take 5 treats and a belly rub.
M: Okay 1 treat and a
belly rub I can provide that.
C: Wait that’s not what I
asked for I demand-
M: Anyway we need to talk
about something important. You’ll get the treats afterwards.
C: Okay fine let’s get
this over with I have to watch my shows, there’s a new episode of Treehouse Masters on, he’s making a dog house…in a tree! I love watching moving pictures
on the big box in the-
M: I’m sorry do you mean
the TV?
C: Well considering I’m a
dog I did not know it was called a T V.
M: Okay don’t be rude I’m
the one that feeds you! But okay so in June I’m going to Florida for a week
it’s for a-
C: Oh my god! We’re going
to Florida I cannot wait for this car ride, you know I love me some car rides.
M: You didn’t let me
finish, I’M going to Florida for a summer course I’m taking.
(No animals were harmed in the taking of the this
photo)
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C:
Wait a minute! What do you
mean I’m not going that’s not barking right!! You
know I love Disney World and Goofy.
M: Catalina, you’ve never
even been to Disney World and that’s not even where we’re going. We’re going to
the Florida Keys to learn about tropical marine biology.
C: Why can’t you do that
in the comfort of our own home? Who is going to protect you from the evil man
that comes to the door, mocks me and leaves random papers in that box attached
to the door?
M: I can assure you that
the mailman will not cause any trouble for me while I’m a 1000 miles away.
C: Wait so how long are
you going to be away again?
M: Just a week, 7 days.
C: But that’s forever! In
dog years that’s like a 100 years! What will I do without you?
M: Well what do you do when
I’m usually gone?
C: Wait for you to come
back.
M: It’ll go by really
fast I promise. Do you want me to bring anything back for you?
C: Bring me a slice of
key lime pie, no wait I can’t eat pie I’m a dog. Bring me back a fish, that’s
what you’re going to see there right. I love fish sticks!
M: Well yeah we’re going
to see all sorts of stuff in Florida, fish, plants and reptiles. I’m really
looking forward to it. And I know you love fish sticks, remember that time I
left the living room for a minute and came back to half of my fish sticks just
disappeared into thin air.
C: Ah yes, the good ol’ days
when I was just a puppy…I mean that was most definitely not me. But can we conclude this interview…I think
it’s time for that nap.
M: We’ve only been
talking for five minutes but I guess we can stop, I’ll give your treats when
you-
C: Zzzzzzzz *snores*
*wags tail in sleep*
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