How to leave Florida with a smile:

How to leave Florida with a smile:

1.      Make sure you’ve checked your room at least 12 times to make sure you aren’t forgetting anything because if you do you will cry

2.      Say goodbye 12 times to MICHAEL and give him all the food you bought that you thought were going to eat. 

3.      Remember at the literal last second that you have to return your key. Throw small tantrum on the way about it. 

4.      Get your crap in the van. Say goodbye to MICHAEL one last time. 

5.      Listen to sad dramatic music on the way to the airport and reminisce on all the good memories you made during the trip like:

·       Me and Brenders catching a TIGER SHARK!!!

·       Jumping off the top of the fishing boat a zillion times

·       Torturing Michael almost 24-7 but knowing he still thinks it’s funny no matter how many times he tells you it’s not and to please stop talking to him (hahah good times good times)

·       Scaring Brenda with bugs 

·       Kayaking through mangroves with Jackie and tarzanning through branches 

·       Being natural psychopaths/crackheads with Sara 24-7. 

·       Screaming at Christina across the beach and ruining her beautiful video with your screams. 

·       Seeing alligators in the wild. 

·       UNCLE MICKEY*****

·       Boat naps

·       Snorkeling and seeing some of the fish we studied in class and hardly remembering any of their names

·       Cleaning up the ocean and confirming the fact that humans overall suck, but there are some good ones out there(Us, duh). 

·       Being a witness to all of Allie’s snaps making fun of Mike

·       Way more but I can’t remember too much, everything’s an amazing and fun blur. 

·       Be exited to go home and see the few things that do bring you joy in this world like your: mom/dad, boyfriend/girlfriend, pets, bed, wawa, your monkey friend, or even little jerry, even if he’s an a—h——. 

·       Keep in touch with your new family and immediately start planning your return to the keys with them for more adventures, memes, and memories!!! I couldn’t have asked for a better group to adventure group, you guys are all so amazing and I’m so excited for our next trip!!!